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Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Coronavirus Pinatas (Coronatas)

Is your birthday during the pandemic?  Want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?  Or maybe you're just stuck at home, broke, and frustrated?  

Try a coronata - a coronavirus pinata lol. 

You can buy them professionally through online stores ...











Or make your own ....










I think this is my favorite - birthday gifts left on her front porch include a roll of toilet paper, a mask, Corona beer, and a Dolly Party album lol.  







No, wait this one is my favorite, considering we owe our American love for the pinata to our neighbors to our southern border, Mexico ...







By the way, guess who's the number 2 selling pinata right now? 

Yep, you guessed it.  




Isn't that precious?  

Trump and the coronavirus, nestled together in a beautiful border wall of toxicity.

One that you can knock down yourself, for the cost of a 6-pack of Corona.  

However, I'm pretty sure it's not candy that comes out of either ;) 



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