Wednesday, February 20, 2019

My First Post in a long time...from Mark

I am looking at Chrystal's blog stats and decided it is time. Guess what....I can see you...I know who you are by name...there is no anonymity at this site...and I know what you're up to be you eh?  I know the history of each and every one of you and how totally mental you really are...and not just from my wife. I am shocked any of you are still alive knowing what I know.

It's always the same story ... the problem that you ...or anyone... ever has with my wife is always the same story ... either she held up a mirror to your pointing finger or she stood up to you ... usually not on behalf of herself,   but for the others you were hurting ... and you couldn't handle it.  You love her directness and boldness to speak truth ... until it's about YOU, eh?

Then she gave you chances to turn it around and do the right thing, but you didn't.....and in my opinion she was direct...but still too nice.

Being a Detroiter, I wish she had done what I would have told you all from the beginning and what you should have been told a long time ago, and I wish we were face to face so I could tell you now.. ...FUCK OFF AND DIE.

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Received an Alert From Facebook To My Phone, Unauthorized Login ...

I left this post:  Just a note, I received a text to my phone, this morning, that there was an unauthorized log-in and I was reactivated? I've been deactivated since July 2017, but this is the second time in 3 months. I don't even know about it until I get an alert like this, then friends' status updates via text, or someone texts me and asks if I'm back. 

Erm ... I'm not ... believe me. I wish you all the very best, but FB wasn't for me

Leaving this note up for 48 hours, so it's clear what happened, then deactivating again, so in case this happens again, it will be visible - so you know I have no intention of returning. All my love xo

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

PS - Yes, My Husband Knows About My Celebrity Other Husbands; In Fact, Here's His Celebrity Other Wives ;)

(Update, 11/7//2021 - in light of Aaron's falsely entitled, cuckoo rant about vaccinations and "the woke mob," I've changed my mind - I'm totally betting against Aaron Rodgers and filed a fantasy divorce from him as one of my fantasy co-husbands ;)

In fact, he has his own celebrity "other wives:" Aishwarya Rai Bachchan  - though he can never remember her name: "That girl from Bride and Prejudice," but many consider her the most beautiful woman in the world), Megan Fox, Michelle Yeoh, Angelina Jolie, Kate Beckinsale, Olivia Munn, Lucy Liu, Holly Hunter - I know that last one seems weird in the mix, but he likes her spitfire Southern-liberal personality ) lol - Plus he loves "The Last Kingdom" more than me!

I get it and I approve.  I also was trying to find the common thread between his crushes?

In case you don't know they all are, here they are, in his order  ...

 Aishwarya Rai  Bachchcan (age 46)

Michelle Yeoh (age 56) from "Tomorrow Never Dies" but he thinks she's sexier older, especially in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" (Though she normally plays noble characters, more recently you can see her as the MIL from hell,  in "Crazy Rich Asians")

Angelina Jolie (age 43)

Megan Fox (age 36)

Olivia Munn  (age 38)

Kate Beckingsale (age 45)

Lucy Liu  (age 50)

Speaking of sexy older women, he likes   Holly Hunter - who believe it or not is 60 YEARS OLD.

The common thread? 

Besides the obvious - he prefers brunettes - all I can find is that they are all well-educated/intelligent and outspoken - and although all very feminine with slight builds, they can be (reluctant) bad-asses, verbally or physically - but only when pushed?

 (Well, we don't know about Megan Fox as far as intelligence, but she can be outspoken and a bad ass - but she doesn't even need those other things, I mean, look at her - she's absolutely stunning ...)

Megan Fox (is the youngest in his "other wives" group at age 36)
...  so I shall try to aspire to be more like his dream girls in attitude (since I'm never gonna compare looks-wise) lol.

As for mine, see if you can guess the common thread?

In addition to Alexander Dreymon from "The Last Kingdom" ...

My real husband knows that Sting is my musical husband ...

Stephen Colbert is my comedian husband ...

Aaron Rodgers is my sports husband (though not a football fan, I dig him as a person and athlete) ...

...  and Anthony Bourdain was my food critic/author celebrity crush (RIP, Tony, we still miss you) ...

... and Mark approves of them (except he's iffy on Sting) -  so he just laughs at me and shakes his head. He knows I am totally committed to him and love him, it's just for fun :)

What are the common threads in mine, can you guess? :)

All of my celebrity crushes are super smart, slightly edgy, spiritual/deep thinkers (not sure about Bourdain on the spirituality part, but he was searching/trying), as well as nature  and animal lovers 

(Yes, even "pretty boy" Alex - he speaks 3 languages fluently and passed the MCAT to be a doctor, but changed his mind and became and actor.)

I think there's an intensity in the eyes that give away intelligence/deep thinkers, in both of our crushes - in fact, right after I typed that, my husband came home for lunch and said that's  what he thought the common thread was - interesting, huh?

And I like the hypersmart warrior with the spiritual soul of a poet types :)

Check, check, check and check - my husband's got it all :)