OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, because I've seen every single one of these things happen at Southern "lake beaches."
Three feet of muddy leaves at the bottom, getting stuck to your feet; a dirty diaper floating in the water; nobody watching the toddler wreaking havoc; 10 girls with the same haircut in Daisy Dukes; some big fat guy with a mullet, taking cornhole too seriously; a racoon or possum in the water (dead or alive); somebody getting hurt by unsafe fireworks or fires, with ambulance rolling backwards down the hill or boat ramp to try to get to them - all of it!
(Well, except maybe except for the snapping turtle stuck on some guy's stuff, but yeah.)
And yeah - that includes my grabbing a red Solo cup, thinking it's my drink, but it's actually a dip cup or soggy cigarettes! Ewwwww!
Hahaha, the ambulance rolling in backwards down the hill. Actually, it usually goes up and back down several times, trying to get to the person, and becomes the entertainment!
I'm not kiddin' - people'll turn their 70s lawn chairs around just to watch the ambulance try to get down the hill, like, "Errrrr up? Errr ...down. Errr ... up?"
Mark laughed just as hard, being that he has now accompanied me to some Kentucky lake beaches, he has now seen it all, too lol.
Except here's the difference - he's not related to most of them, like me! LOL
That's stand-up comedian, Nate Bargatze, in the center, from Nashville, TN, right down the road from us, so he definitely knows what he's talking about.
PS - In case you're wondering why the hosts of SNL are former cast members, stand-up comedians, or musicians, right now, it's because the writer's strike ended, but the actor's strike is still ongoing/being renegotiated ;)
And that's Dave Grohl stepping is as "Uncle Ned" with the mullet.
Well done, recent hosts, good job!