Food for Life Breads Cost HOW Much Dough?

So I'm making a Clicklist at Kroger for a pickup order, but they are apparently entirely out of non-white bread. at the moment? 

With the exception, of course, of Food For Life's Ezekiel 5:9 Bread, which ranges from $7 to $10 a loaf.






So I looked up Ezekiel 4:9 in the bible because there's a verse I don't know, despite being raised as a charismatic Christian that became a Jezebel (according to them, not me - I'm still a Christian, in my view ;)

Ezekiel 5:9: "Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself."

Well, you certainly ARE making "bread" for yourselves, at that price, my fellow Christians, aren't you? 

What are you making that bread with, mana from heaven or-?😂

And didn't Jesus feed 5,000 with 5 loaves of bread and two fish -  for free?

Well, Blessed All Saints Day to you, too!

And people wonder why church attendance has declined.

Maybe because Christianity has unfortunately become synonymous with three of the things Christ abhorred most, if his sermons are any indication: Greed, power abuse, and hypocrisy.

Or maybe it's because instead of giving back to the poor, after you've overcharged them for things like healthier bread, you "donate" it instead to Trump's legal fees/campaign - and yes, the slash is there on purpose, because it's the same fund.

And you realize your one loaf of bread is about the same price as a week's worth of diapers for some poor family, right? 

Oh, that's right, I forgot - only rich white Christians deserve good health and God's blessings - God's blessings curiously coming in the form of financial prosperity, according to today's Christians, despite Christ saying exactly the opposite - I forgot ;) 

I had a friend once say something like "Beware of any non-religious product, or a check to pay you with, that has a bible verse on it." 

LOL, sad, but true.

And you just know that if Trump wiped his backside with the holy bread, they'd charge even more.

"Yes, I'd like to trade one authentic Trump sh*t loaf for a Trump-as -Maverick-the-fighter-pilot FTC trading card, please."

What a sweet deal, take it! 

😉

Tsk, tsk, tsk, my fellow Christians  - idolatry, greed, bearing false witness?  

Pretty sure neither God nor Christ were fans of neither, if both the Old and New Testaments are any indications :/