The Press Keeps Sending Me Stuff Like ...

 ...  "Subscribe Now for Trump's first year, don't miss a moment!"

I'm already completely ignoring what Trump is saying or doing, who he's picking for this and that, so why would I want to renew for another year just for THAT?

I won't be able to sleep or eat for another 4 years as it is 😂

Plus I'm already resigned to the fact that he'll put Vladimir Putin,  Hannibal Lecter, The Joker, Bane, Lex Luthor, Lord Voldemort, Dolores Umbridge, Professor Moriarty, Dr. Evil, Goldfinger, the Ghosts of Al Capone and Jeffrey Epstein, and Satan himself, on his cabinet - plus put his limo driver, his gardener, his cook, and his massage therapist in charge of the departments of national security, defense, health and human services, and the DOJ 😂

Speaking of Vladimir Putin, I did read, this morning, that he called Trump a "real man."

Allow me to interpret?

What Putin really means is ..."You've become a real boy, Pinocchio! Good  puppet, here's a treat! Sit, please. Now beg. Good boy!"

😂😂😂