PS - So I Did Watch South Park, Last Night (SPOILER ALERT) 😂😂😂

So I watched it last night - and LMAO! 😂😂

Despite White House rants, it's #1 on Paramount Plus (which I withheld canceling specifically for this purpose).

Although at times, I gasped and laughed - because I also imagine Trump must be blowing a gasket, right now! 

Let me just start by saying - if you are overly sensitive about Trump or Christianity - don't watch it.

Like I said in my previous post - from my recollection, it wasn't us liberals upset about South Park like the WH said, we're the ones with a sense of humor (thus why all the late-night talk show comedians are liberal).

Actually, what I recall  is the people most upset by South Park previously were ultra-religious people?

If you  have a sense of humor and can even laugh at yourself, and your religion (or at least the followers) - then definitely watch it.

It's pretty clear they either wrote or rewrote it within the last week - and OMG, they did NOT hold back and went full tilt off on Trump!

And it's amazing how much of what I wrote in my previous post (2 posts below) came into play.

Let's just say that Parker and Stone - being true, avid free-speech libertarians and atheists - made it very clear they do NOT like the government telling them what to do or believe, especially Christianity being forced in public schools.

But that's getting ahead of ourselves.

Again, in case you missed it in the title *SPOILER ALERT*

So the show starts with Cartman waking up to turn on his favorite show NPR so he can "laugh at all the liberals whining" 😂

However, there's nothing but static.

Cartman's mom explains that NPR is gone, the funding has been taken away.

Then he goes outside to his friends and rambles off some of his normal racist, bigoted sh*t, and they don't react at all and just ... walk away.

This puts Cartman in an identity crisis because he's not "special" anymore - everyone is racist and bigoted, no one reacts shocked anymore,  and that was his schtick! 😂

Then he goes to school, only to find the ultra-liberal principal, whom they used to call "PC Principal," has gone born-again Christian and has actual Jesus in the auditorium talking to the kids.

Cartman, being freaked out by it all, won't hang out with Jesus - so when he won't become a born-again Christian because he's told to, PC Principal threatens expulsion. 

Cartman complains to his Dad, who gets the town riled up about the right to choose faith and government control, and at first, they storm into the former gay teacher-turned-politician's house to try blame him for forcing things on him, but he's just sitting at home watching White Lotus with his partner.

Then one of the angry mob says "Okay, well, which fat faggot do we blame then?" (Insinuating it's the one in the White House.)

Now - I don't use that word and don't ordinarily condone it - but in this context, regarding Trump, it made me laugh.

Oh, but they do not leave it at that, oh no.

Cut to Trump at the White House, jumping up and down, threatening to sue everybody - done in chopped-mouth animated style (where the line of mouth separates the top of his head from the bottom, so that when he talks, his whole head opens and shuts).

On the walls of the White House are portraits of Trump doing absurd Superman-type things and/or himself trying to get a selfie while on the toilet for Twitter rants as well as ... these?

Oh, but this is mild compared to what is to come.

Then Trump climbs in bed with Satan (the only previous time this happened was with Saddam Hussein in the early 2000s, which Satan refers to as his ex-boyfriend.)

Oh, but it doesn't stop there  - the animation uses a picture of Trump's real face on a naked animated body trying to get Satan in the mood and entice him with his ...  tiny endowment ... which Satan  says he can't even see (nor can we).

However, Satan is no mood, Trump is even irritating HIM.

(Presumably because he's starting to lose his following.)

Cut back to Cartman, moping around wearing a black "Woke is dead" T-shirt - depressed - NOT because he was woke, but because he can't be a special racist bigot anymore because it is. 😂

He forces Butters into a suicide pact that if the world isn't woke again by Tuesday, they will kill themselves.

(Classic Cartman - as the self-imposed leader of his friend group - he doesn't like anyone else telling him what to do, but he tells everyone else what to do 😂)

The town is now in full revolt and when Trump finds out about it, he sues the town for millions.

Then he dances around the White House to the music "Jesus is money."

Then Jesus comes to speak to the town again and essentially tells them (paraphrasing): 

"Shhh, to keep your voices down. I don't want to go along with this either, but if I don't, they'll sue me too, like CBS/Paramount, and we'll all end up like Colbert!"

Cartman and Butters go ahead with the suicide pact, trying to off themselves with a hose in Butters' mom's running car - until they realize the car is electric and thus won't have the same effect/takes longer.

Meanwhile, Trump climbs back into bed and Satan is still not having it - he's starting to lose his following over the Epstein questions and says:

"All you keep doing is telling everyone to relax with the Epstein thing. Just answer the question, are you or aren't you?"

To which Trump tells him to relax.

Then the town agrees to a settlement of $5 million AND they have to put pro-Trump messaging advertisements on TV.

And here's where they really go after Trump.

For the ad, South Park uses full on AI - making it look like a fat, naked Trump has shed his suit and is now wandering through the desert for us - because he loves us?!?.

Worse, his tiny ... um ... appendage starts talking to him for direction/comfort!

Oh...My ...God! 😂

So ... that's essentially the gist of of Episode 1?!?

And all I can say is ... wow. 

And ... LOLOLOLOL. 😂😂😂😂

Like I said, if Trump sues Paramount-become Skydance again, it will reveal that in fact, the Colbert cancel was, in fact, politically motivated.

As far as reviews, I'd actually give it an 8/10 when comparing it to old South Park because it did seem a bit rushed - and yet I can't wait for Episode 2 - bring it on, South Park!