Hilarious Dream ...

 

I have no idea why I had this dream, probably because I watched the news just before bed last night?

It was one of those dreams that was so real, I could see every expression on his face.

So I'm at Kroger, waiting on Mark to pick me up. 

There's no bench, but I notice an abandoned wheelchair. I wait a while to see if anyone claims it, then I realize it belongs to the store to help people out, so I sit down a second, sure Mark will be along any second.

All of the sudden, Donald Trump walks by and stands near me, waiting for someone too. (?)

I just stare at him for a second and then quietly say "Hello."

He looks down at me, lifts his chin, sniffs, and then says "And?"

As if he was waiting for me to haul off on him or something.

Instead, I extended my hand for him to shake it, which he does reluctantly.

Then I say, "Do better ... okay?"

He softens, realizing that's all I'm gonna say, drops his eyes, and says "I will."

😂

I have no idea why I had that dream, what Donald Trump would be doing at Kroger waiting on the curb for someone to pick him up like everyone else, or what was with the wheelchair thing, but that's a dream for you. 😂

(Edited - after scratching my head about the wheelchair thing for some time, this morning, I think I figured it out - it represents powerlessness, right?)

And if I did see him, I would hopefully have a lot more to say than that ... but then again, maybe that's exactly what I would do if in that situation - just extend a hand in peace and just gently ask him to do better.

Who knows, but I think I'll wear a crucifix to bed tonight! 😂

Nah, that doesn't work, I've tried with nightmares with PTSD. At least this one wasn't!

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PS - It's weird because I have never before had a dream with Donald Trump in it in my life, right?

So I told my classmates about it in Teams chat, just now, and one of them said "OMG, that's so weird, because I had a dream about him too! Only he was in my bedroom announcing to the world he was switching political parties."  😂😂😂

But she was just like "You're too old, man. Too old." 😂

Then I said "Well, if Donald Trump, or anyone, showed up in my actual bedroom, I doubt I'd be as nice."  😂

Then we started talking about there being no good reason you can't choose your dreams.

I'm like "Why can't dreams be like ordering your food, like "I'm in a Jason Momoa mood tonight, with a side of Benedict Cumberbatch. Oh, and we're in Fiji, and Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pine" feed me delicious treats while fanning me."

But no. 

Instead, you get wheelchairs in Kroger parking lots with Trump. 😂